“But Coach, I’m a pole vaulter?”

If looks were lethal… wait, shouldn’t he be happy? He’s in first place!

“You’re MIIIIIIIIIINE.”

Remember, it’s not whoever crosses the line first, it’s WHAT ever. Even fish faces.

#ThoughtsWhileRunning: “I HATE THIS.”

“Pole vaulting drills are not my favorite.”

Napoleon Dynamite back on the track!